Just to get things rolling...I'll go ahead and give you a glimpse of life with Matt.
So I had a nightmare the other night...this is the child in me...and it was about scary vampires! The scariest of which was like this little kid/midget vampire that for some reason had a slit throat and was named "little Joey" (I know...morbid. But I'm guessing this was after seeing LOST when the doctor washed ashore with his throat slit). And in my dream I was having a conversation with Joey and that's pretty much the whole dream. However, I have been on my toes ever since and cautiously creeping around corners, sleeping with one eye opened, and opening cracked closets....just to be safe.
Many of you saw me recently RUN out of the movie theater while watching "I am Legend." This is the kind of irrationality we're dealing with.
I told Matt about my recent fears, and rather than comfort me, he decides to have some fun. So now he randomly gives me the crazy eye and talks like he's a vampire. This new past time also includes chasing me around the house and acting like he's going to bite me! This usually results in me running in circles in the kitchen until I hit the island, hiding for extended periods of time, freaking out in general, and pinching the crap out of Matt anytime he comes near me as a precaution (pinching is my default defense mechanism).
Eventually, this "little Joey" will die down and be replaced by another weird figment of my imagination that Matt decides to embellish.
So I had a nightmare the other night...this is the child in me...and it was about scary vampires! The scariest of which was like this little kid/midget vampire that for some reason had a slit throat and was named "little Joey" (I know...morbid. But I'm guessing this was after seeing LOST when the doctor washed ashore with his throat slit). And in my dream I was having a conversation with Joey and that's pretty much the whole dream. However, I have been on my toes ever since and cautiously creeping around corners, sleeping with one eye opened, and opening cracked closets....just to be safe.
Many of you saw me recently RUN out of the movie theater while watching "I am Legend." This is the kind of irrationality we're dealing with.
I told Matt about my recent fears, and rather than comfort me, he decides to have some fun. So now he randomly gives me the crazy eye and talks like he's a vampire. This new past time also includes chasing me around the house and acting like he's going to bite me! This usually results in me running in circles in the kitchen until I hit the island, hiding for extended periods of time, freaking out in general, and pinching the crap out of Matt anytime he comes near me as a precaution (pinching is my default defense mechanism).
Eventually, this "little Joey" will die down and be replaced by another weird figment of my imagination that Matt decides to embellish.
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