Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Wise announces intent to run for Presidency

I received the following email yesterday, and want to encourage you all to make "the wise decision."

Charles W. Wise, Jr. Announces Intent to Run for Presidency of the United States as a Write-In Candidate
Madison, GA – After days of deliberation during my cruise on the High-Seas this past weekend, I wish to officially declare myself as a write-in candidate for the Office of President of the United States of America. The General Election will be held on Tuesday, November 4th, 2008. I would also like to officially announce at this time that my running mate for the Office of Vice President of the United States of America is none other than Spaghetti Cat. While I have not officially spoken to Mr. Cat, I feel that he would make a fine choice for this office and would no doubt accept the position.
At this time, I am currently accepting applications for position on my staff and I am open to any and all applicants. Interested parties should contact myself (Charles Wise) at 706-255-3542 or by email at charleswise@gmail.com. In the near future, I will issue further press releases outlining my plans for the country, my stances on key issues, and how the Wise/Spaghetti Cat ticket will provide the United States with the tools it needs to remain the greatest country in America!

Please see attached file for preliminary campaign image. Further campaign materials will be provided in the future.


Charles W. Wise, Jr.

2 comments:

Jillian said...

Now that is scary!!!

Matt and Katie Moore said...

Scary? Do you mean real hope for America at last? I do!